Wow, the stuff that comes out of my mouth now that I have a baby...Here are the top 10 so far (some are Chandler's).
1. Wow, that is the biggest Sh@# package I've ever seen from such a small delivery man!
2. Are you done making poopies?!
3. (to the baby) Don't be such a baby.
4. Wow, you are Mommy's little poopie monster today.
5. Don't fall asleep NOW...Mommy's gotta change your diaper. A poop bomb went off in there.
6. Chandler's song to the baby when he changes him: Takin' the poopies away from you and giving them to the diaper genie.
7. Me to Chandler: Smells like YOU need a diaper change.
8. Chandler: I'm gonna start saying that Gabriel is our love child. I want to say I fathered a love child.
9. I'm ready for a fight...you need a nap.
10. Beep, beep, beep...boop, boop boop.
